While I will be the first one to admit that there are times that I just want to smack the crap of people and ask them if they were born this stupid or was it something they acquired over time. I’m hoping it was something acquired, I would hate to think that they were born that way.
We run a very simple business here in Stormwind, or I think it’s a simple business. We’re an import/export firm that does occasional odd jobs such as escorting people to different locations and they don’t want to travel the roads alone, that’s fine. We also have been known to do some mercenary work once in a while, however, we do charge a fair price for it. The bounty hunting is a good sideline, however, I do have some really stupid people to deal with sometimes.
Yes, you took the bounty hunting contract because the money was very good, however, you’re supposed to deliver the body to the client as proof that the contract was filled, not bring the body back to the warehouse and try to store it. Really? Yes, it really happened and it was quite the stench that took over the whole building that alerted me to the fact that something was definitely dead in there. What can I expect, I have Night Elves, Dwarves, Worgen and a Pandaren that might sometimes suffer with too much to drink or maybe just total forgetfulness – I don’t know which is worse.
I wish the owner of the company , Amynlarae Shadowmoon, would spend more time in Stormwind and not spend as much time in Shattrath City right now. I guess she is going to spread the operations out a little bit more to make more money . She said that she has had a business in that city before and she is in the process of reopening it again. Well, I don’t care, I hope that she doesn’t expect me to handle the books for both places now – what a nightmare that could be. Yes, I know that the owner is mated to a Sindorei, however, that is kept strictly under wraps – I wonder what her family thinks of this arrangement – the boys are grown men for the most part.
Okay, I’m cranky, that’s nothing new. I need to get back to see my family and do some other things rather than working all of the time. Besides, the boy, Vashlan, has finally discovered women. I was beginning to worry about him, you know, always wearing those robes and always messing with his hair – must be a by-product of his mixed breeding. Yes, I have known that he was part Sindorei from the day that I laid eyes on him – those green flecks in his eyes that he tried to pass off as a by-product of being a mage with all of that magic. Well, if that wasn’t something silly for him to say, I have no idea what was. Once I met his older brother, same eyes, I knew that the owner of the company had to have had more than one pass at the other faction, a nice little Sindorei fellow. It really doesn’t bother me, I’m not of these people in the Alliance, my people are from a totally different planet and we happened to crash here. I just hope that some people here in the city aren’t as observant as I am because it could mean trouble for all of us that work for the business.
I had a nice looking Draeni fellow stop in and he put in application to do some work for us. I will admit that I was more than just talking to him, I was definitely looking, hope he didn’t notice that. It’s a rare thing for one of my countrymen to be free lancing as a hunter, however, you do what you have to do in order to survive. His name is Lagn, he says the “g” is silent and just call him Lan. Honey, I’ll call you whatever you want me to call you, okay? I don’t even think the ink had a chance to dry on the application before I found myself hiring him on the spot. I know that I gave him some of the best contracts that I had available that paid the most – well, for a hunter anyway.
I think it has been too long since I have been with a man. Maybe that’s why I’m cranky. I offered to show this Lan fellow the city and I definitely thought that he would catch on that I wanted to show him more than just the city. I wasn’t too forward, I was trying to maintain my decorum, however, those horns, those hooves and the way that he talked was enough for me to almost throw that nonsense out the window. I hope he didn’t notice how many times I was blushing or how I was just staring at him – my he is a handsome fellow.
I would just like to offer my thanks to any of the Powers To Be, I don’t even care which ones at this point, for dropping this fellow in my lap, almost.