You know there are just times that you need to get away from all of the mooks and head somewhere to have some fun with your own kind. While I like living in the big house in Silvermoon, I have to admit that it’s full of elves. Tall elves, short elves, just elves.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I like elves and I like working for the Boss, however, there are times that a girl needs to get away from family and other people just so’s they can let their hair down and have fun. I have been working real hard since we left Orgrimmar and now with the Shattrath thing going on, I’m ready to throw in the towel or get an assistant. Well we all know who that assistant won’t be, right?
I finally went to the Boss yesterday and told him that I needed a break, I needed to get away before I went nuts like his sister. I don’t think that I’ll ever go that nutso, however, I know that there are times that I just want to smack someone for no reason – you know, you get frustrated with columns of figures that just won’t add up and you can’t get this part of the ledger to balance out because you’ve been staring at it for so long. I know that the Boss has a lot on his plate right now with things concerning his family and the business, however, a lot of that weight also rests on my shoulders – I’m the one that makes sure that he has enough money to cover all of this stuff.
I told Uncle Zednick and Dooddah that I was going away for a while and naturally, Dooddah wanted to tag along. Uncle Zednick just kind of shrugged his shoulders and said that he was busy right now anyway with his mage thing and getting in touch with some of his engineering buddies that are supposed to be over here in Silvermoon. I had to tell Dooddah that she can go with me next time, I just needed some time away from family and the business. Sure, she was disappointed and I can understand that, however, I don’t think I need my little sister following me around especially if I meet a nice goblin fella somewhere in my travels.
The Boss told me to take a road trip, which I did. He told me that Desolace was different – hated it. He also told me that Feralas was a beautiful place. Well, yeah, it’s beautiful if you’re not vertically challenged and all of the bushes and grass happens to be taller than you are. I enjoyed the peace and quiet when the bears weren’t trying to eat me or some whelpling wasn’t trying to eat my face – yep, that was sure enjoyable. At least the Tauren had some nice camps there and I got to learn a few new recipes for cooking that I might try out sometime.
It must be that time of year for people to take trips too. I ran into some other goblins that were taking a break from Orgrimmar and all of those Orcs. I know that we were sitting around and talking about all kinds of stuff. Of course, they wanted to know about Silvermoon and I told them about what little bit I knew or had seen since I got there and they kind of frowned a bit – guess the place really doesn’t sound all that fun when you’re a goblin. Come to think of it, I haven’t had time to have any fun since I got there.
They started talking about this place called Thousand Needles and how there used to be a race track there that had gotten covered over by the flood when Deathwing came blasting through Kalimdor. Well, there seems to be a goblin salvage operation going on down there from this big barge-they are salvaging parts from the race cars that were still down there when the flood happened and I guess a bunch of other stuff from the buildings that are underwater . Seems this barge is run by goblins and the tall people aren’t all over the place either. Sounded good to me. It also sounds like a place where a goblin could make some good money too, I’m always interested in making money on the side.
Well, we all grouped together and made our way to the barge and that’s where I am right now. Kind of got into a bar fight when we arrived. You know those gnomes throw one heck of a punch when you hit them in the head with a bottle of grog. I’m kind of sitting here with a bit of shiner, first one I’ve had since I left Kezan, and a headache that would make an Orc cry, I think.
This must be party central or something. I know that I think I’ll take today off and maybe do some fishing while this headache finds its way to leave. I think that I saw some of my friends from Orgrimmar working here too, might look them up and see how things are going. You know, you kind of lose touch with people when you leave a city as fast as we did.