August 16, 2019
I don’t usually procrastinate with things that I need to do; however, I am not known for my ability to put furniture together even with the instructions. The last couple of items that I have been forced to deal with had no written instructions, just pictures. Yes, it did give some hilarity when I discovered that some of the pictures had been printed backwards and didn’t do what you wanted it to do. Oh well, good thing I figured that puzzle out. I have a very large L-shaped executive desk in my loft that is filled with computer screens’. I thought that my next best option would be to purchase a small folding desk to get things set up for the return of my Corsair. If it overheats this time, I’ll be shocked because we’re almost sitting in the A/C vent.
Anyway, I wasn’t expecting the computer back until today or tomorrow and thought I had ample time to get my desk put together and get a few things sorted out or pitched out to the refuse bin. Well, sweat was pouring and I was hip deep in instructions written in Russian and pictures that my granddaughter could’ve drawn – the doorbell rings and I beat feet down to the door. Yep, computer got here on Wednesday, a day or two early.
You must understand that I am one of those people that can’t chew gum and walk at the same time without causing themselves physical damage. Yesterday was the day the Lord Hath Made to Make Me feel silly. I had this giant box in my living room that was the “folding desk” – well, dunno if they thought that was a joke to try to fold an elephant several times and stuff it in an envelope, however, it took me the better part of two hours to get the thing out of the box. I had box cutters, scissors and my bare hands – that was just for the box. Well, got the box open and discovered that there was more packing in there than chips in a Lays potato chip bag. I decided that I would leave that on there while I totally took aim at the stairs and lifted it one step at a time up a full flight of stairs – I don’t think my back and my feet will ever be the same.
Let me explain real quickly that I weigh less than a one hundred pounds and I’m less than five feet tall – that should explain the lifting up the stairs for some of you – plus, I’m 70 years old and your muscles don’t exactly stick with you at this age. Back in the day before I hit my “Golden Years” I would just have hefted the thing up over my head and trotted up the stairs – old age ain’t grand.
Anyway, finally got the desk in position and got it all set up and then came more fun things – opening the new screen box (box cutter was downstairs and I didn’t want to go back after it), getting the keyboard out, mouse out, getting it all set up on the desk. Awesome, we’re now cooking along. Carried the computer upstairs and unpacked that to set it up. My fun part was trying to locate another power strip to plug all this wonderful stuff into – that’s another story and I won’t go into that.
Got it all set up and discovered that built-in speakers on the display sucked swamp water, so, quickly ordered another set of speakers from Amazon. Oh, the speakers work but it must be manually done on the display to turn up the sound and all that, doesn’t recognize the keyboard commands. Those even came in a day early too, what a joy.
Now, you also must remember that my husband is physically challenged and couldn’t help with any of this, so, his suggestion after it was all finished was “Why didn’t you just carry the boxes up to the loft?” – I think I wanted to hit him, but I just smiled and nodded my head and replied, “I just wanted to do it my way.”
The Corsair seems to be working just fine and the setup is kind of tiny but it’s big enough for what I want to do with it. Of course, have the newest gaming machine in the place of honor and the potato right next to it. The Corsair is sitting closer to the A/C vent and the stairs (there is a reason for that if it fails again). One of these days I will take a picture of my setups and post it when I get enough energy stored up to give the place a good cleanup. Now, if I have someone over, they can use one of the computers without taking my spot and using my comfy gaming chair.
LOL, I’m not sure why I wrote this, just needed to vent about my adventures of how I put things together. Many pinched fingers and bruised toes later, it’s done and I’m very pleased with my efforts. The fun thing is that it is all paid for and I am never going to buy another piece of equipment – that’s the plan, anyway.
See you all in Azeroth.